Player scores between 0 and 12.99 half ppr fantasy points in a game. The only time you'll find me upset in a discussion about lingerie.

Player scores between 13 and 16.99 half ppr fantasy points in a game. I ain't furious, but a little less medium would be nice.

Player scores between 17 and 22.99 half ppr fantasy points in a game. They're in the kitchen cookin' like Uncle Nick.

Player scores between 23 and 27.99 half ppr fantasy points in a game. Business is boomin'.

Player scores greater than 28 half ppr fantasy points in a game. They, sir, have completely faded the public.